Hella Rad

Umm.. I'm not really buying it LeAnn.

Like I said right after the Grammys; LeAnn Rimes is anorexic.

Example A:

and

 

Example B:

Many reports are coming in saying that she is "furious" about the talk of her being too skinny. And LeAnn responded, to a fan's twitter to her about being worried by tweeting back; "it's a photo....see me IN PERSON." (Umm...she knows a phtot ADDS weight, right?).

Later she tweeted about all the fattening things she is eating. "just had some kind of doughnut hazelnut cream thingy for dessert at lunch! On the same page!" she wrote, and "These dang cookies on this plane smell and taste delicious!!!"

For those who've not been around an anorexic, when you start noticing his/her unhealthy look this is the reaction you will get (if she's still in denial): she will furious at you for saying something. She will deny anything's wrong. She will begin to talk incessantly about all the fattening foods she is not actually consuming but wants you to think she is.

LeAnn, I know it can't be easy being seen as a homewrecker by everyone on the planet. But you just gotta get some help. Marrying that slime ball will not fix what is ailing you. Again, a lot of young gals look up to you.

I think Ke$ha has an eating disorder.

Now, at this point, you're probably accusing me of thinking every pop star has an eating disorder. And that's not true. I know my Southern belle Brit-Brit abhors being on a diet and does not give a shit if you know she lives on strawberry Fraps and Cheetos. I love that about her.

But Ke$ha is not treating her body well. I read one of those "What I Ate Today" columns about her, (from an extremely reputable magazine, obviously), in which she admitted to never eating breakfast, not really being "into" meals, and finally having candy and Diet Coke at around 3. That is a set up for a massive binge y'all. And from the looks of her puffiness, she is binging and perhaps purging. And as I said about my beloved Lady Gaga a few months ago, the huge weight fluctuations are what scare me the most.

Here's her some months ago:

Here's now:

Granted, that bathing suit is NOT doing her any favors. I do give her mad props for skipping around on the beach in Australia without giving a shit. That's a little Britney spirit that I can dig on.

Again, I hope she gets some help. If anything, eat breakfast girlfriend! Although I think you have no talent to speak of, I want you to be healthy and a good role model for the young gals who are into your auto-tuned music.

Is this attractive?

This is so not cute to me.

 

Word.

I know Pink does not make earth shattering contributions to the planet's world of pop music. But I dig her. She seems like she has half-a-brain. And I gotta respect her for this:

The only difference my friends? Disney. And look where Miley is headed! 

Actually, I think the difference is that Pink wasn't in show biz until after she was an awful out-of-control teen.  

And look at her cute little pregnant belly:

Who called it?

Not so much to gloat but rather to remind you all of my magical powers, I gotta say I called this shit. Back in the Fall during her press tour for the brilliant movie 'Burlesque,' (and by brilliant I mean fantastically horrible, in a good way), everyone was tip-toeing around the fact that our lovely goddess with the best voice in pop music looked like shit on wheels.

 

I DO NOT refer merely to her weight gain. I kinda like her thicky-thick. But she's not just bigger here, she's puffy. And trust me when I say I know what a person-who-is-abusing-massive amounts of alcohol looks like.

And now this:

She's without red lipstick! Oh the horror!

I'm so sad for her. I hope & pray that she gets help & soon. Someone get Dr. Drew on the case STAT!

 

That's some funny shit.

And I'm not just saying that because my bf Justin is in it. I'm glad Cameron is back to doing comedy. She's NOT a good serious actress. But she's great as another version of herself. It works for Bruce Willis Cam-Cam! Keep it up!

Bad Teacher Trailer:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vw47e8YaL4

Bethenny Frankel is obviously so much better now.

How awful and annoying is this US Weekly cover?

Bethenny USED TO BE obsessed with being thin. She isn't any longer. That's awesome. Good for her.

Before this enlightening article, I would've thought that a woman who makes her living promoting products and books from a company entitled SKINNY GIRL may have a bit of an obsession. But obviously I was incorrect.

In fact, what Bethenny does is promote products and books to the women who still are obsessed, unlike her.

There are hundreds of thousands of women who exist only within the obsession with their weight and food and appearance. Every waking moment is devoted to self-criticism and mental obsession. It's a living hell. Bethenny claiming she's magically cured and at the same time selling crap that encourages the dis-ease that robs so many women of time and energy and serenity is disgusting.

There's a first time for everything.

This is the first time. Ever. I am witnessing photographs of my beloved Johnny that are....let's say....underwhelming. Now, one of the things I love most about JD is that he likes to dress himself in funkified non-trendy seemingly vintage-y duds. But this outfit is so not flattering at all. Is Johnny Depp losing it? Has he given it to John Mayer?

Oh Gawd, I don't think I could take it.

I think he has on more bronzer then Snooki. And he looks puffier than Christina Aguilera. Did he borrow those jeans from one of the teenage boys in my neighborhood?

I know this is an extremely superficial and snarky post. Forgive me.

 

Buena idea Eduardo!

  No. Really. Super smart move mi amigo.

I've had rashes that have lasted longer than Eva Longoria's relationship with Penelope Cruz's little brother Eduardo (yes, I should get that checked out), but that didn't keep him from inking her name into his pretty little arm. I mean, Eva has been humping this muy guapo piece of carne asada for only 2 months! And is there no translation for REBOUND BOY in the Spanish language? The paps got a picture of Eduardo's tribute to Eva.....charming.

He is 25 years old. And she's famous, 35, and obviously has a magical vagina.

I hope Eva is getting her fill of yummy young Latin ass, because getting a tattoo of someone's name is ALWAYS like the first dig into a relationship's grave. This is not going to end well. I'm positive poor Eduardo is going to get his corazon broken.

 

I'm sorry Rihanna

Ri-Ri,

GURRRLLL. You know you're my boo. Especially with your red-hot hair.

So I wanted to hate Chris Brown forever for you. I did. But then he did that super-touching emotional tribute to Michael Jackson. He fucking broke down crying while singing 'Man In The Mirror.' I break down crying just hearing an MJ song. It killed me.

Did you see that? Here it is:

(You can skip to 4:19 to see him lose his shit.)

Chris Brown Live BET Awards 2010 - Michael Jackson tribute

 

 

 

And then, as if CB knows that the only way to my heart is through a fan-fucking-tastic pop/dance performance, he KILLED IT at SNL on Saturday night.

Did you see that? Here it is.

Chris Brown - Yeah 3X SNL Saturday Night Live Performance 2011 HD

AMAZEBALLS.

I know what he did to you was wrong. But many people do stupid and extremely wrong things at age 18. I did. So it's a good thing I already believe in 2nd chances, because this kid is trying really hard to be the best he can be.

We can forgive him, we don't have to forget.

Good talk.

Shopping with celebs.

When we do move outta NYC I will miss the multitude of celeb sightings.

Last night I had fun grocery shopping with Miss Tina Fey. She lives on the Upper West Side and I know her daughter Alice goes to day care at the JCC on 76th, where I teach Aqua Yoga twice a week.

She looks like any NY mom in real life. And she is short.

Also, Danny Aiello was in the store. As well as a Real Housewife of NY, but I don't know which one she is.

I didn't realize Danny had lost so much weight. He looked old, but pretty slim and fit.

 

I don't like you, but please don't kill yourself.

I could not name one LeAnn Rimes song. Not one. But I am aware, of course, of her recent affair with that married dude and all of the icky press she receives.

I always knew she had eating issues, and has definitely been a compulsive exerciser. And looking at the pictures from the Grammy Awards last night, I can tell y'all with certainty that she is suffering from anorexia.

Ugh. She looks awful. I would assume that all of the bad press and perhaps the poor decisions she's made have lead her further down this path.

Poor thing. I don't applaud her choices nor do I condemn her. But she is really young and I can't imagine how awful it is to be constantly scrutinized.

And she needs help.

DADT finally kicks the bucket.

Huffington Post reports that gay troops are cautiously optomistic about the repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' yesterday.

"It's one step in a very long process of becoming an equal rights citizen," said Warren Arbury of Savannah, Ga., who served in the Army for seven years, including three combat tours, before being kicked out two years ago under the policy. He said he planned to re-enlist once the policy is abolished.

"Even though this is really huge, I look at it as a chink in a very, very long chain," he added.

Agreed. But with the U.S. Government, I tend to take what I can get.

Never been inspired to hire a hitman...until now.

Even George W. Dipshit didn't have me googling paid assassins. But this dude? My hate burns brighter the more he opens his mouth.

Usher’s ego died down a little during those couple of years he was married to his mom...I mean Tameka Foster. And he released that flop album that nobody bought. But now that he’s back on top of the charts the delusional R&B singer is tying to snatch back his title of urban music’s biggest egomanic from Kanye West.

“You know, we lost Michael Jackson. A lot of pressure is on me and I don’t mind taking it,” he told the Daily Star.

 The impression that I would like to leave is that this guy is really stepping it up to a level where people can hopefully compare me to people like Michael Jackson.”

GUUURRRLLL! You betta step off.

Michael was humble and was aboutuniting people through his music.

 

 

Kurt's move to the big screen!

Such a great idea.

Chris Colfer is so adorable. I'm delighted that he's one of the biggest break-out stars from Glee. He's crazy talented and humble and I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that I'm getting sick of Lea Michelle.

And now, he's bringing his perfect teen angst to the big screen in a new movie he wrote and will star in.

The 20-year-old actor, from an anonymous wee town in Cali much like yours truly, will make his movie debut in the self-penned "Struck by Lightning," a coming-of-age comedy expected to be in the spirit of such John Hughes classics as "Pretty in Pink," "The Breakfast Club," and "Sixteen Candles."

TREMENDOUS! Can't wait!