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Really Madge?

Can someone please introduce Madonna to Meryl Streep or Susan Sarandon or any gorgeous woman over 50 who is not trying to be 20-something?

Her new ads for D&G sunglasses just seem like she's trying too hard. We LOVE you Madonna. And we know how old you are.

AND we know that you have 4 children. Give it a rest.

Eh. I never know if Madonna still thinks she’s shocking us? Pale skin, vampire red lips, platinum white-blonde hair, crucifix, black dress, rinse and repeat over and over. When I saw these photos it drove the “been there, done that” vibe even further. There’s a weird chant of “Madonna” that seems to be coming from far away, as we see extreme close-ups of Madge’s parts. It just seems tired.

You're the queen of reinvention, try reinventing yourself as a magnificent older woman who embraces her age?

Alicia Keys is preggers

I think Alicia is kinda talented. She's no Beyonce. And I kinda thought she bowled for the other church. Turns out she likes boys.

A wedding and a baby are on the way for Alicia Keys and some dude named Swizz Beats.

The two“are expecting a baby and are engaged to be married in a private ceremony later this year,” reps for the couple confirm to PEOPLE.

“They’re very happy,” says a friend of the couple.

It will be the first marriage for Grammy-winner Keys – and their first child together. However Swizz Beatz is father to Kasseem Jr., 3, and son Prince Nasir, 9, both from previous relationships. That's 3 babies from 3 different baby-mamas. That's a good start.

Only Willis remains...

Gary Coleman died Friday morning at a hospital in Provo, Utah.

He had slipped into a coma and was initially put on life support after suffering an intracranial hemorrhage. After being taken off the life support, he passed away hours later.

His wife Shannon Price and her father were by his side.

Gary was only 42-years-old.

So sad.

Mr. Mraz's love for the LGBTQ community

How adorable is this guy?

 

While attending the Harvey Milk Diversity Breakfast this weekend, Jason Mraz was touched by the cause. It brought him back to his own childhood and why he believes in standing up for LGBT equality.

He took to his blog to explain:

"When I was in high school, I experienced being bullied. For whatever reason, there were a few students that enjoyed calling me 'faggot' as I walked thru the lunchroom. On one occasion, just before graduation, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and picked up a few punches, kicks and scrapes to add to my story. I never knew why the handsome lads called me names or felt the need to bully me, but it happened and I let their actions contribute a great deal to my moving away from that community.

Shortly after the row, my best friend came out, sharing with his friends and family that he was gay. In my small town, this was uncommon and since then I’ve considered my friend to be the bravest man in the world. Aware of the hate within our community, I was afraid my friend might be inviting trouble to his door – but that never stopped him from being fully expressed.

This is why I am actively seeking equality for the whole. When all of us are acknowledged as the human equals that we really are, there will be no space left for bullying. It will no longer be wrong to choose one thing over another. Equality and Separation cannot exist in the same space."

WORD!

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But Gaga, I AM worried.

I do, I worry about the little goddess.

Lady Gaga was rumored to be using the baby food diet to stay thin, but in a new interview in UK's Times, she says she eats normally.

On why she keeps collapsing:
"My schedule is such that I don't get very much time to eat. But I certainly don't have an eating problem. A little MDMA [Ecstasy] once in a while never killed anybody, but I really don't do drugs. I don't touch cocaine any more. I don't smoke. Well, maybe a single cigarette - with whiskey - while I'm working, because it just frees my mind a little bit. But I care about my voice. The thrill of my voice being healthy on stage is really special. I take care of myself."

On how she stays sane:
"Prescription medicine. I can't control my thoughts at all. I'm tortured. But I like that. Lorca says it's good to be tortured. The thoughts are unstoppable - but so is the music. It comes to me constantly."

On her heart palpitations:
"It's just from fatigue and other things. I'm very connected to my aunt, Joanne, who died of lupus. It's a very personal thing. I don't want my fans to be worried about me."

On whether she's been tested for lupus, which is genetic:
"Yes." Pause. "But I don't want anyone to be worried."

On the last time she needed emergency services:
"The other day. In Tokyo. I was having trouble breathing. I had a little oxygen, then I went on stage. I was OK. But like I say, I don't want anyone to worry."

This is what denial looks like

Oh Lindsay....watching you kill yourself just isn't fun anymore.

Look at her. She's 23 years old!

Lindsay, who is due in court Monday morning in LA, sat down for an interview with Hollywood.TV on Sunday to say she is clean and doesn't need rehab or jail time.

"I don't see why I would even have to do that considering I've been in compliance with everything that occurs when you're in a course for DUI's," she said. "You go through the process of going to the classes and there's many other things that go with that. And I don't see why that would even be a question, the only person that suggested such things is my father who clearly isn't sane."

She also insisted that her passport, among other things, was stolen in Cannes & a lovely pic with her posing next to lines of cocaine was a set-up ("I thought I was taking a picture with a fan.")

"I wasn't partying in Cannes, I was there for work," she said. Mmm-hmmmm.

Towards the end Lindsay gets teary when talking about having to miss her brother's graduation for court.

"It's sucks," she said. "It's horrible."

Saw him today.

I'm having a SNL sighting week.

Andy is super-cute in a massively dorky way. He was walking really quickly through the West Village, and he walks with his forehead stickin' out.

Awesome.

Nicole Kidman's weird boobies.

Ya know, it's one thing to get plastic surgery every 10 minutes. But it's another thing to always be claimin' that you're embracing growing older with grace.

She knows we can tell, right?

Look at her girls in this picture.

I'm assuming that Nicole's face is so overcrowded with Botox that some of that shit migrated to her titties.

Bono hurt!

Honestly, at times I forget he is an actual human being. I mean, he doesn't age and he somehow attends every charity event and human rights rally on the planet.

But it looks like he hurt his back while rehearsing for the North American leg of U2's 360 Degree world tour and has gone under emergency surgery in a Munich hospital.

His spokesperson says:

"Bono has today undergone emergency back surgery for an injury sustained during tour preparation training. He was admitted to a specialist neuro surgery unit in a Munich hospital. Bono will spend the next few days there, before returning home to recuperate. Once his condition has been assessed further, a statement will be made regarding the impact on forthcoming tour dates."

This tour made more moola than Madge's! Fo' Real. Get better soon Bono!