I've had rashes that have lasted longer than Eva Longoria's relationship with Penelope Cruz's little brother Eduardo (yes, I should get that checked out), but that didn't keep him from inking her name into his pretty little arm. I mean, Eva has been humping this muy guapo piece of carne asada for only 2 months! And is there no translation for REBOUND BOY in the Spanish language? The paps got a picture of Eduardo's tribute to Eva.....charming.
He is 25 years old. And she's famous, 35, and obviously has a magical vagina.
I hope Eva is getting her fill of yummy young Latin ass, because getting a tattoo of someone's name is ALWAYS like the first dig into a relationship's grave. This is not going to end well. I'm positive poor Eduardo is going to get his corazon broken.
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